Island Park

All of us are here sitting on the couch watching 'What Not to Wear.' Omai's making fun of the lady's laugh, Paige is trying to get her internet to work, Chelsea's giving Colley a bath, and dad just finished attempting to wash the windows. Turns out the windows can't get any cleaner. No one here really slept last night except probably my dad--he takes drugs so he didn't hear Colley's crying or Omai's snoring. I think Paige and Chelsea got the brunt of it because I'm somewhat accustomed to Omai's nightly noises. Colley will be sleeping in the bathroom tonight, Omai will be sleeping in the car, and Paige will be consuming some of dad's drugs. I think everyone will be very happy and well rested in the morning. Our plan is to go golfing today, but the temperature has to reach 40 degrees and the green has to be thawed. We are now making an attempt at breakfast and by 'we' I mean dad. I think he's the only one that has energy after last night's adventures. He's now threatening to turn the TV to something boring to get us off the couch. Good luck. We can take boredom any day.